{"id":1123,"date":"2025-08-10T09:00:33","date_gmt":"2025-08-10T07:00:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/swazidailynews.com\/?p=1123"},"modified":"2025-08-10T09:00:33","modified_gmt":"2025-08-10T07:00:33","slug":"festival-b-unplugged-football-is-back-thank-heavens","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/1123\/national\/festival-b-unplugged-football-is-back-thank-heavens\/","title":{"rendered":"FESTIVAL B UNPLUGGED: Football is back, thank Heavens!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Siphesihle Dlamini &#8211; <em>Umgcilati Magama<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Beloved reader, our long-lost love, our weekly religion, our emotionally abusive partner who keeps leaving and crawling back, you\u2019re finally home. And not a moment too soon!<\/p>\n<p>I speak not only for myself, but for the billions of us who\u2019ve been wandering through the desert of preseason with nothing but transfer rumours, half-baked line-ups, and glorified fitness sessions to keep us sane. Preseason is a lie. A smiling, photoshopped version of real football.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s like sipping lukewarm water when you know ice-cold juice is waiting in the fridge, just not yet. It\u2019s the salad before the steak, the teaser trailer before the real movie. It exists, sure. It keeps the players loose, the fans guessing, and the social media managers employed. But let\u2019s be honest, no one\u2019s waking up at 3 am to watch Manchester City vs Yokohama F. Marinos.<\/p>\n<p>We\u2019ve endured weeks of \u201ctactical rotations\u201d and \u201cfitness management\u201d and \u201cyoungsters getting a run\u201d when all we wanted was 90 minutes of screaming at our screens, shouting \u201cwhy did he pass that?!\u201d or \u201cVAR again?!\u201d and lying to ourselves that this season we\u2019ll understand the offside rule.<\/p>\n<h3>Club World Cup<\/h3>\n<p>And yet, amidst the barren plains of this footballing famine, a strange oasis appeared, the FIFA Club World Cup. The expanded format, the mini\u2013World Cup feel, and the sheer joy of seeing unfamiliar clubs crash into familiar giants &#8211; it was football\u2019s version of a surprise party. Still, as \u201clovely\u201d as the Club World Cup was, it was like being given an appetiser in a five-star restaurant, you enjoy it, but you\u2019re sitting there tapping your knife on the table wondering when the main course is coming.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1126\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1126\" style=\"width: 1280px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-1126\" src=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY.avif\" alt=\"\" width=\"1280\" height=\"853\" srcset=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY.avif 1280w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-300x200.avif 300w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-1024x682.avif 1024w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-768x512.avif 768w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-332x221.avif 332w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-664x442.avif 664w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-688x458.avif 688w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/2TQX34DI2JDM7OWT4UTDGODQXY-1044x696.avif 1044w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1280px) 100vw, 1280px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1126\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Liverpool player Mohammed Salah<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Well, folks\u2026get your napkins ready. Because the 2025\/2026 football season kicks off next week, I can barely keep my emotions from doing the Macarena.<\/p>\n<p>The smell of fresh kits, the sound of stadium roars returning in full force, the sight of overpaid managers having mental breakdowns in week two, chef\u2019s kiss! The tension, the drama, the goals that defy gravity, and the losses that defy logic. I, for one, have spent the past few weeks pretending to be productive, pretending to enjoy \u201cnormal\u201d life, going out, talking to people, reading books, but now that football is returning, I can return to my true self: the emotionally unstable, fixture-obsessed, referee-slandering, stat-checking maniac I was born to be.<\/p>\n<p><strong>READ MORE: <a title=\"Former Arsenal player Partey granted bail on rape charges\" href=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/archives\/1012\">Former Arsenal player Partey granted bail on rape charges<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>From the English Premier League to the Bundesliga, La Liga to the PSL, Serie A to the Betway Premiership, our sanity is restored. Our routines are back. Our sacred weekends are safe again. Our phones will once again buzz with \u201cGOAL!\u201d notifications and group chats will be war zones of gifs, jokes, and pure banter. It\u2019s not just a game. It\u2019s a way of life.<\/p>\n<p>The Premier League is back. Oh God! That annual reality show disguised as a football competition. The global circus. The theatre of dreams (not the one from Manchester), delusions, drama, and the occasional dazzling backheel. The most-watched, most-argued-about, most-slam-your-remote-on-the-floor sports league on Earth is just five days away. I\u2019ve missed it. The late goals. The early goals. There are no goals, but still excellent drama. Twitter meltdowns. The manager\u2019s press conferences sound like therapy sessions. The glorious unpredictability where predictions are just suggestions whispered into a tornado.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Previews\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Glorious, useless, beautiful previews. The part of the season where we lie to ourselves with spreadsheets and tactical diagrams, pretending we\u2019ve got it all figured out. A year ago, who predicted Liverpool would win the league? Who thought Manchester United and Tottenham Hotspur would finish somewhere between mid-table and mild disgrace? If you claim you saw it coming, kindly check yourself into the nearest lie detector clinic.<\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s start with the reigning kings of England, Liverpool, who begin their title defence at home against Bournemouth. Talk about poetic symmetry. It was this exact fixture last season that sparked their relentless title charge. Now, they\u2019ve returned with vengeance, vigour, and a shopping spree worth \u00a3300 million, which is not so much a \u201crebuild\u201d as it is an Avengers-level reassembly.<\/p>\n<p><strong>READ MORE: <a href=\"https:\/\/eswatinifinancialtimes.africa\/highlanders-md-ally-kgomongwe-eligible-to-stand-for-ple-chairmanship-election\/\">Highlanders MD Ally Kgomongwe eligible to stand for PLE Chairmanship election<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Florian Wirtz, Germany\u2019s answer to \u201cwhat if Mesut \u00d6zil wasn\u2019t sad all the time\u201d, has arrived. Hugo Ekitike, Jeremie Frimpong, and Milos Kerkez have brought flair, fire and that thing called potential that either blossoms or blows up spectacularly in this league. There\u2019s still some defensive patchwork to do, and let\u2019s not sugar-coat it, the tragic death of Diogo Jota has cast a long, emotional shadow over the club. You can\u2019t quantify grief on a stat sheet. But if anyone knows how to rise from heartbreak, it\u2019s this club. Ask Istanbul.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1124\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1124\" style=\"width: 349px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-image-1124\" src=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"349\" height=\"524\" srcset=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-683x1024.jpg 683w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-768x1151.jpg 768w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-1025x1536.jpg 1025w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-332x498.jpg 332w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-664x996.jpg 664w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-688x1031.jpg 688w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans-1044x1565.jpg 1044w, https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/Page-22-Sublead-Arsenal-fans.jpg 1366w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 349px) 100vw, 349px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1124\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Arsenal fans<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>If football were a telenovela, Arsenal would be the attractive lead character whose wedding keeps getting postponed by ridiculous plot twists. As if they\u2019re Netflix, they are always waiting for the next season. They\u2019ve finished at second place for three seasons in a row. That\u2019s not failure, that\u2019s masochistic consistency. They\u2019ve built the league\u2019s best defence (only 34 goals conceded), and now they\u2019ve gone out and purchased a Viking goal machine in Viktor Gy\u00f6keres, who spent last season scoring for fun in Portugal.<\/p>\n<p>But can he do it on a cold, rainy night in Sheffield? Can he survive Gabriel Jesus\u2019 injury curse? Can Noni Madueke, freshly poached from Chelsea, finally stop being \u201cexciting young talent\u201d and just be\u2026 exciting and effective? Time will tell. This is Arsenal\u2019s best shot at ending the drought.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Title Conversation\u00a0<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>The fans believe. Arteta believes. The team believes. And honestly, I kind of believe too, which probably means they\u2019ll lose to Brentford in October.<\/p>\n<p>For a team that used to spend like a teenager with stolen credit card details, Chelsea is suddenly looking\u2026 mature? What is happening? Is this the same club? Have they gone to therapy? Fresh from their triumph at the Club World Cup (which finally gave them a trophy their fans can\u2019t call \u201cplastic\u201d), they\u2019ve returned with a quiet confidence. Cole Palmer is growing into the midfield magician England always hoped Phil Foden would become. Mois\u00e9s Caicedo is still a brick wall with legs. Jo\u00e3o Pedro, Liam Delap, Jamie Gittens and Jorrel Hato are names that sound like a boy band but play like a bouncer squad.<\/p>\n<p>Unless jetlag from their global tour of victory selfies kicks in, Chelsea will be in the title conversation. They\u2019ve got depth. They\u2019ve got a spine. And for the first time in a while, they\u2019ve got a direction that doesn\u2019t involve panic-buying midfielders on deadline day.<\/p>\n<p><strong>READ MORE: <a title=\"PSL DC makes ruling on Gallants, Mphambaniso matter\" href=\"https:\/\/genesisekucalenimedia.com\/edn\/archives\/836\">PSL DC makes ruling on Gallants, Mphambaniso matter<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A Manchester City team not winning the league? That still feels like a typo. Last season\u2019s \u201cblip\u201d (which still saw them win more than most teams dream of) left Pep Guardiola with a rare itch. And if there\u2019s one thing scarier than an angry Pep, it\u2019s a quiet Pep. He\u2019s not saying much. He\u2019s just signing players. Tijjani Reijnders, Rayan A\u00eft-Nouri, Rayan Cherki, not the flashiest signings, but players that scream, \u201cI will dominate you without making headlines.\u201d Plus, Rodri is back. The man who redefined the role of the \u201cdefensive midfielder who scores screamers.\u201d But there\u2019s something\u2026 twitchy about City.<\/p>\n<p>Like a snake that\u2019s recently shed its skin and is still figuring out how to move again. This squad has been \u201crefreshed,\u201d which is a lovely PR way of saying it\u2019s still baking. If they click, the league is in trouble. If they don\u2019t, they\u2019ll be everyone\u2019s favourite meme generator.<\/p>\n<h3><strong>Transition<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p>Every season, Manchester United claims they\u2019re \u201cin transition.\u201d At this point, transition is just their permanent state. They\u2019ve hired Ruben Amorim, a manager so stylish and cerebral, he makes Erik ten Hag look like a school principal. Amorim believes in a 3-4-2-1 that\u2019ll either win fans or win post-match excuses. Bryan Mbeumo and Matheus Cunha are solid boys, 35 league goals between them last season.<\/p>\n<p>They\u2019ll provide pace, goals, and moments of \u201cooh, we might be decent again.\u201d But there\u2019s still a gaping midfield hole that even Casemiro\u2019s Instagram motivation can\u2019t fix. There\u2019s still a club culture that needs a priest, not a performance coach. A top six finish? That\u2019s the minimum. Anything lower and the Old Trafford banners will start coming out faster than you can say \u201c#AmorimOut\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>Football is back. And so are we. God, I love this game. Let the games begin. With those words, I rest my case.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;Until my ink paints the next edition. I am Festival B, umgcilati magama since day one. 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